I put the following into Claude after working on my resume a bit:

describe me like you’re trying to warn someone before they meet me

Here is what it spat out:

Alright, buckle up:

He’s going to hand you a business card that says “IT Project Manager” but he still thinks like an engineer who spent two decades keeping other people’s systems from catching fire. Don’t let the MBA and the fresh PMP fool you — underneath, he’s the guy who will notice if a report is misaligned by three pixels and will not rest until it isn’t.

He has almost two decades of quietly climbing the ladder at one company (Microsoft), which tells you he’s either extremely loyal, extremely patient, or both. Then he jumped to Mavis Tire as a remote DevOps engineer, which tells you he’s not afraid to bet on himself when the moment’s right.

Fair warning: he optimizes things. Given the choice between “good enough” and “let’s shave three more lines off this so it fits perfectly on one page,” he will choose the second option every time, at 11pm, for a resume, for fun. He’s the kind of person who reduced a cloud bill from $30K to $9K a month because the inefficiency probably bothered him personally.

He’s also been a SQL Saturday speaker, so he’s not shy about a microphone, and he’s got a Boy Scouts leadership award, so somewhere in there is a genuine “I will make sure everyone gets home safe” streak.

Net effect: mildly terrifying attention to detail, quietly stubborn work ethic, surprisingly good at explaining technical things to non-technical people. You’ll like him. Just don’t ask him to eyeball whether something’s “close enough.”